<p>Planet Nam Nam is a planet inhabited by nefarious birds. They flew to Earth to steal our monuments (Eiffel Tower, Stature of Liberty, etc), for whatever purpose, and now you've got to get them back.</p><p>How do you do this? It involves a gun, some bullets, and... well, that's it, actually. This is a first-person shooter.</p><p>The Nam Nam birds fly across the screen like clay pigeons, trying to drop eggs on you. Unfortunately for them, by tapping on these birds you shoot them down with ease.</p><p>The only thing you have to worry about is reloading your gun at first. Reloading puts you out for a couple of seconds, giving the birds an opening, you see.</p><p>It won't stay that simple, mind. Soon, you'll have penguins in jeeps driving straight at you, taking not one but three bullets to put out.</p>...

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<p>Today, Headup Games announced that they'd be bringing Dead Age to iOS and Android in early June.</p><p>Dead Age is a zombie-slaying, survival RPG which proved to be quite popular in its PC/Mac release. Playing as one of the few still living in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, you'll team up with a group of other survivors as you search for your sister.</p><p>But it's more than just a hack-n-slash RPG. You'll have to distribute the daily tasks of your group members, craft equipment, defend your base, forge alliances, and make some story-altering decisions. Plus, you'll also have to take on making scavenger runs to track down necessary supplies and to find more survivors.</p><p>Dead Age's round-based battles are inspired by classic RPGs, giving you the chance to act strategically, plant bombs, use traps, or just unleash hell with a ton of different weapons.</p><p>Coming on June 8th, Dead Age will be £2.99/$2.99 on iOS and Android.</p>...

<p>GameClub&rsquo;s premium subscription service is set to launch later this year. If you&rsquo;ve never heard of GameClub prior to now, what it does is resurrect older mobile games whose creators can no longer release updates or offer compatibility support for more recent devices. The service will be available first for iOS, before coming to Android at a later date.&nbsp;</p><p>So far, GameClub has rereleased the likes of Super Crate Box (Vlambeer), Space Miner (Venan Entertainment), and Legendary Wars (Liv Games). At launch, you can expect around 50 playable titles, with new games being added every week thereafter. This constant stream of classic, high-quality games means that, even if some of them might not be for you, you&rsquo;ll likely always have something decent to play.</p><p>All of GameClub&rsquo;s output is curated by Eli Hodapp, ex editor-in-chief of Touch Arcade. I mention this to reassure you that the people in charge are genuinely passionate about mobile gaming and 100% know their stuff.</p>...

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<p>As you're all aware by now Halloween is seven days away and whether you're going to dress up as a cat, a zombie, a ghoul, or just your regular self, there's one thing that no one can ignore this year – clowns. After the creepy clowns phenomenon swept across the globe over the past few months of course someone was going to make a game about it.</p><p>"Tap carefully to bounce your way to Clown supremacy. The clown craze has swept the globe now it's your turn to join in on the action with the Official Killer Clown Chase mobile game!" – That's the entire description.</p><p>Obviously following on from this utterly terrifying and sensationally stupid sensation, the aim of the game is to get as far as you can by jumping on disappearing bars, cars, and people to get extra points. If you touch the floor however you're dead – so it's kind of like a horrible clown game mixed with 'the floor is lava'.</p><p>To be honest this killer clown craze is probably one of the stupidest ones to hit the internet since planking was a thing. However it definitely proves one theory that exists alongside the general internet rules – if it exists, there's probably a game of it.</p><p>If you want to check it out you can grab Killer Clown Chase on the App Store here free-to-play. </p>...

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A FAMISHED WOLF was prowling about in the morning in search of food. As he passed the door of a cottage built in the forest, he heard a Mother say to her child, "Be quiet, or I will throw you out of the window, and the Wolf shall eat you." The Wolf sat all day waiting at the door. In the evening he heard the same woman fondling her child and saying: "You are quiet now, and if the Wolf should come, we will kill him." The Wolf, hearing these words, went home, gasping with cold and hunger. When he reached his den, Mistress Wolf inquired of him why he returned wearied and supperless, so contrary to his wont. He replied: "Why, forsooth! use I gave credence to the words of a woman!"...

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